February 2011
Talked at Dismemberment Plan - m4w Date: 2011-01-28, 12:32AM EST Reply To This Post I forget your name, but you asked me to name my favorite foreign film. I’m changing my answer to Gamera. Any of them. Pick one. You guys. “I couldn’t be bothered to remember your name, but please recite to me my favorite films (which I am now rescinding anyway)” is...
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I must still be hungover
because it just took like, 1000% longer than usual for me to go from “wooooo all of the partying I did was so awesome I am the best let’s do this every night!” to “Wait, I did what now? SHAME. Shame and DEATH.”
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Tomorrow. See also:
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Things that are funny:
When my cat begins to doze off and her purr box sputters to a chaotic halt.
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Raise your hand if you just realized that you've...
Just me? Oh.
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bthny replied to your photo: Does anyone else have a sneaking suspicion that… is it an awkward movie about racial tensions? Not exactly. I meant it more in the sense that it has trite movie themes that pompous, idiotic people will latch on to and will then vote for the movie in order to reward the message rather than superior film-making and writing.
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By the way, does anyone have any interest in knowing the end of Country Strong? Because it’s GLORIOUS, but I don’t want to be a jerk and just, you know, spoil it.
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the types of horoscopes we'd like to see
Sara: "Bethany - Someone will think about your boobs tomorrow! Call them for a booty call"
Sara: Aries: Swim naked with a friend of the opposite sex on thursday
Bethany: Virgo: Don't worry, someday someone will want to sleep with a 50-year-old virgin
Bethany: Pisces: One word: anal.
Sara: Sagittarius: That word is long. Like the dick you'll meet next friday.
Bethany: Aquarius: It's not settling if you get an orgasm out of it.
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Forever and ever. h/t eater
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WHO. MICROWAVED. THE. FUCKING. FISH????
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Two straight snow days stuck in my house is doing nothing for my quest to not Eat All The Things.
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I would really love it if
the liters of water/fluids I drink everyday would disperse more throughout my body instead of just making me have to pee every 15-30 minutes. My lips are so chapped it looks like I’ve been making out with straight razors.
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